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  • These Ultraman Games Are So Bad They’re Legendary

    These Ultraman Games Are So Bad They’re Legendary

    If you grew up watching Ultraman, you probably dreamed of controlling those giant laser-beaming, monster-smacking battles. And on the PS2 and PSP, you got that dream… kind of. What we actually got were games so rough, so clunky, so awkwardly hilarious that they loop right back around into being must-plays.

    Let’s break it down.

    Ultraman Fighting Evolution (PS2)

    The promise? Kaiju wrestling in glorious 3D. The reality? Imagine two cosplayers in rubber suits trying to fight in slow motion while the cameraman spins in circles.

    • Controls: Feels like Ultraman is fighting underwater while wearing concrete boots.
    • Hit detection: Sometimes your punch connects across the arena. Sometimes it passes through like you’re a ghost. Flip a coin.
    • Animations: Every throw and fall looks like a bad stunt double missed the crash mat.

    But here’s why I love it: it’s authentic. Ultraman fights were never about fluid martial arts — they were about stiff moves, awkward grapples, and laser beams that may or may not hit. Fighting Evolution accidentally nailed that “rubber suit charm,” and I can’t stop grinning every time someone topples over like a cardboard prop.

    Ultraman Fighting Evolution 3 (PS2)

    This one? The “polished” sequel. Big story mode, more kaiju, better graphics. And yet, the soul of jank remains.

    The cutscenes try so hard to be epic, but half the time I’m just laughing at Ultraman giving serious speeches while looking like a plastic action figure. The story mode is wild — one second you’re reliving iconic battles, the next you’re thrown into a monster mash with zero explanation.

    Why I love it: this game is basically Ultraman fanfiction in video game form. It throws everything at you — drama, explosions, endless monster cameos — and I eat it up every single time. It’s the “Fast & Furious” of Ultraman games.

    Ultraman Fighting Evolution Rebirth (PS2)

    Now this one is the big one. Ultraman Fighting Evolution Rebirth (ウルトラマン Fighting Evolution Rebirth) takes everything the earlier games tried to do and pushes it further.

    • Story mode: Packed with dramatic cutscenes that almost convince you you’re watching a real Ultraman episode… until the stiff animations snap you back.
    • Gameplay: Still janky, still clumsy, still hilarious. But with more kaiju, more moves, and more finishers that look straight out of the TV show.
    • Fan service: This is the game where the developers clearly wanted to give fans as much Ultraman content as possible, and it shows.

    The only drawback? The colors are more subdued compared to earlier titles. It’s like the devs wanted to take things more seriously — darker tones, moodier palettes, less camp. But the moment you start a fight and deal with the bipolar AI or swing and miss at point-blank range, you’re reminded that at the end of the day, it’s still the same campy Ultraman game at heart, just with the brightness turned down.

    Why I love it: out of all the PS2 Ultraman titles, Rebirth captures that “so bad it’s good” balance the best. It’s bigger, more ambitious, and somehow even funnier when it stumbles. Plus, the finished animations are much more cinematic — well, as cinematic as an Ultraman game could be. If you only play one PS2 Ultraman game, make it this one.

    Ultraman 0 Portable (PSP)

    The jump to handheld should’ve made things snappier, right? Nope. It’s the same awkward goodness, just shrunk down.

    • The graphics try their best, but Ultraman looks like he’s made of shiny Play-Doh.
    • The AI is unpredictable — sometimes it lets you win by standing still, other times it wipes the floor with you in seconds.
    • The camera fights you harder than the kaiju.

    Why I love it: because nothing beats blasting a kaiju with a Specium Ray while sitting on a bus. It’s Ultraman in your pocket, and even when it’s broken, it’s still Ultraman. Plus, the ridiculous difficulty spikes make every victory feel like I actually saved the world.

    Lost in Translation: The Language Barrier Boss

    Here’s another curveball: none of these Ultraman games ever got an English release. Yup — goodbye instructions, goodbye tutorials, goodbye menus. The game just throws you in, full Japanese text, and says “Good luck, hero!”

    Your best bet to figure out what the heck is going on?

    • Stumble through the tutorial until Ultraman randomly decides he’s finished teaching you.
    • Use Google Lens like it’s your trusty sidekick.
    • Or go old-school and dig through GameFAQs guides. (There’s a full guide for Ultraman Fighting Evolution Rebirth out there — lifesaver!)

    That’s literally how I survived the tutorial stage — trial, error, and a lot of squinting. And honestly? It made the whole thing even funnier.

    Why They’re So Bad They’re Great

    They make me laugh harder than half the comedy games I own.

    They’re basically playable blooper reels of the TV show.

    They remind me why I love Ultraman in the first place: not because it’s flawless, but because it’s earnest, campy, and fun even when it stumbles.

    EZRetro’s Totally Biased Ranking

    Fighting Evolution Rebirth (PS2) – The ultimate janky masterpiece.

    Fighting Evolution 3 (PS2) – Peak drama, peak Ultraman energy.

    Fighting Evolution (PS2) – The OG mess, broken but charming.

    Ultraman Portable (PSP) – Bless its heart. It tried.

    Why i come back to it

    When I’m killing time at work, Ultraman Portable on my trusty RG28XX is my go-to. It’s discreet, perfect for blasting kaiju without anyone noticing, and it keeps me awake while waiting for my shift to end. For the bigger screen though, I skip the weaker PS2 entries and dive straight into Fighting Evolution Rebirth. It’s the one that makes me laugh, rage, and cheer all in the same sitting.

    Ultraman has starred in dozens of games across consoles — from platformers on SNES and Game Boy to RPGs, tactical sims, and even Pokémon-style kaiju battles. But in my opinion, nothing beats the fighting games. They’re clunky, campy, and packed with that rubber-suit wrestling energy that makes Ultraman so lovable. If you’re curious about the series, start with the fighters — they’re messy, hilarious, and the most fun you’ll have with Ultraman in game form.

  • The EZRetro plays Handbook: 10 Games to Get You Hooked on the RG28XX

    The EZRetro plays Handbook: 10 Games to Get You Hooked on the RG28XX

    It’s been barely two weeks since I got my RG28XX, and I’ve been completely glued to it. Like a kid with a new toy, I’ve been switching between games non-stop, quickly learning what plays well and what doesn’t. As a JRPG/RPG fan, I naturally gravitate toward that genre. But let’s be real about the PSP emulation: it’s a bit of a hit-and-miss.

    The Allwinner H700 chipset is powerful for a budget device, but most PSP games are a bit laggy, and some are downright unplayable due to the missing analog stick. Plus, the screen’s resolution isn’t a perfect 16:9 match for the original PSP, so you have to scale and fit it to fill the screen, which is a no-no for purists.

    But for someone not too picky about screen size and is more focused on playing something on a small retro handheld, it’s perfect.

    Even with the quirks, limiting recommendations to just RPGs doesn’t do this little handheld justice. It’s given me the chance to play other games, and after two weeks of non-stop play, here’s my top 10 games to try.

    Prinny 2: Dawn of Operation Panties, Dood!

    psp box art

    I’ll be honest—I’ve never been great at platformers on PSP using my phone. The tiny screen, touch overlays, and lack of a proper controller made even basic levels frustrating. But on the RG28XX, everything changed. While the screen is a bit cramped and the buttons are small, I finally beat the first level and a saw Etna inside the castle. It felt like a real win.

    Gameplay-wise, Prinny 2 is a classic side-scrolling platformer, but Nippon Ichi Software adds its signature style. The animations are smooth, and the game’s humor is just absurd enough to keep you laughing even while dying repeatedly. You’ll really end up caring about the side characters and NPCs, dood!

    Fun Fact: Nippon Ichi’s dialogue is so ridiculous and over-the-top that even minor characters steal the spotlight. I’m not usually a fan of side-scrolling platformers, but Prinny 2 had me invested in the story and the laughs, and that’s what matters most.

    Kisou Ryuhei Gunhound

    Kisou Ryuhei Gunhound is a side-scrolling mecha shooter that had me glued from start to finish. You pilot your giant robot through futuristic stages filled with enemies and obstacles. The controls on the RG28XX are precise enough that even intense shooting sequences feel smooth.

    The story follows a world under siege, and while it’s not particularly deep, the excitement comes from blasting through waves of enemies and upgrading your mecha. For someone who enjoys mecha and action, this is a perfect handheld experience.

    Fun Fact: Despite its small screen, the RG28XX handles the visuals perfectly, making every boss fight feel as epic as it would on a console.

    ZHP: Unlosing Ranger vs. Darkdeath Evilman

    Unlosing Ranger psp box art

    ZHP is one of the quirkiest tactical RPGs I’ve ever played. You lead a colorful, bizarre team through strategic missions filled with absurd story beats and hilarious dialogues. On the RG28XX, it feels surprisingly comfortable, even during long grind sessions.

    The game’s humor is its standout feature, but don’t mistake it for a joke game—the strategy is real. Positioning your characters and timing your attacks can mean the difference between victory and defeat.

    Fun Fact: Some levels are so absurdly funny that you’ll spend more time laughing than strategizing, which is part of the charm. It’s a tactical RPG that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

    Ys vs. Sora no Kiseki

    This one is a little different from the others on my list. Ys vs. Sora no Kiseki is a fighting game that’s a total love letter to fans of both the Trails and Ys series. You get to play through each character’s unique story arc, and you can upgrade their equipment and customize them, which really makes you want to keep playing long after the main story is over. That ability to customize is what gives it some serious replay value.

    Fun Fact: A worldwide release is scheduled for October 10, 2025, on PS4, PS5, Switch, and PC with enhanced features, according to the publisher refint/games.

    TwinBee Portable

    TwinBee Portable is a vertical shooter with an aesthetic that’s so colorful it’s almost hypnotic. Controlling the ship is straightforward, making it easy to pick up on the RG28XX. The power-ups add a layer of strategy to the simple shooting mechanics, turning it into a deeper experience than it first appears. Since it’s a Japanese-only release, I’m just assuming the story is light and charming, but seriously, who needs a story when what hooked me to this game is the retro vibe and pure nostalgia? It’s the kind of game that’s easy to jump into for a quick session or a longer run.

    Fun Fact: TwinBee’s charm comes from its cheerful music and playful visuals—Konami really nailed that arcade vibe.

    Mega Man Powered Up

    megaman powered up psp cover

    Mega Man Powered Up is classic Mega Man with upgraded graphics and remade levels. It’s challenging but fair, and controlling the blue bomber on the RG28XX felt surprisingly natural. The satisfaction of finally defeating a tough boss never gets old.

    The story is minimal but fun, staying true to Mega Man’s roots as a robot hero battling evil. The level design is clever, and each stage has its own personality.

    Fun Fact: You can create and share your own levels, making it a mini creative outlet on the go.

    Yuusha 30 Seconds

    Yuusha 30 Seconds is a fast-paced mini-RPG where battles and decisions happen in short, exciting bursts. Perfect for handheld play, it keeps you on edge while still being strategic. The story follows a hero who must make quick choices to save their world, making every second count.

    The gameplay of Yuusha 30 Seconds is what truly makes it a standout. Back when it was released, the concept was totally unique, and it still feels incredibly fresh today. The core loop is simple: you have 30 seconds to save the world. This crazy-fast timer forces you to make quick, strategic decisions. Every second counts as you run to level up, buy equipment, and defeat the final boss. It’s a genius concept that turns the traditional RPG grind on its head and keeps every moment filled with high-stakes action.

    Fun Fact: Another title, Half-Minute Hero, was also released for western audiences on PSP. Although that’s a great game, I would still recommend hunting down an English translation patch for Yuusha 30 Seconds because the Japanese release is more challenging and has more content.

    Dissidia 012 Duodecim (RPG Mode)

    This one is a bit different. I play Dissidia 012 Duodecim in RPG Mode. There’s an option in the settings to switch from the usual action style to a more tactical RPG-style battle where you input attacks as the battle takes place.

    While I’ll be honest, I usually play this on PPSSPP on my phone since the touch controls and ability to set hotkeys make the game more fluid for me, the RG28XX still offers a great experience in RPG Mode. Even with the controls being a bit cramped and the absence of an analog stick, it’s a perfect fit for this little handheld.

    Fun Fact: Each character has a fully voiced story, and the massive cast includes heroes and villains from almost every major title in the series.

    Zenonia

    Zenonia is a classic hack-and-slash RPG that’s perfect for handheld sessions. You explore dungeons, fight enemies, and uncover a story of revenge and justice. The controls feel great on the RG28XX, making combat smooth and satisfying.

    The story is simple but effective, with multiple endings that encourage replayability. I love how easy it is to pick up and play without losing any of the RPG charm.

    Fun Fact: Zenonia was so popular that it eventually found its way to mobile devices, becoming one of the early success stories for JRPGs on the app store.

    Patapon 3

    Patapon 3 perfectly blends rhythm and strategy. You command a tiny Patapon tribe in battles that are essentially musical performances. The gameplay is simple, but timing your beats correctly feels incredibly satisfying.

    The story follows your tribe as they journey to conquer enemies and survive in a whimsical world. It’s easy to lose track of time because the rhythm-based gameplay is so addictive.

    Fun Fact: The unique rhythm-strategy gameplay of Patapon 3 has a rich history. The first game introduced the unique concept of commanding a tribe with drumbeats. Patapon 2 built on that with the introduction of hero units, new classes, and a multiplayer mode. Patapon 3 then evolved the formula even further with a persistent online focus, a more detailed leveling system, and an even deeper focus on the central hero character.

    Final Thoughts

    This list proves that the RG28XX can handle far more than just RPGs. From humor and platforming to epic storytelling and rhythm, this little handheld really delivers, and I can’t wait to see what other hidden gems I discover next.

  • Top 10 Nes games to play on the Miyoo Mini

    Top 10 Nes games to play on the Miyoo Mini

    Just because the Miyoo Mini can emulate retro games really well doesn’t mean all of these games are playable or offer the best experience on this handheld. We have to take into consideration the 2.8″ display screen, the button layout, and overall ergonomics. With that said, here are my top 10 NES games to play on the Mini.

    10. Super Mario Bros. (JP: Sept 1985, US: Oct 1985)

    The first on this list is an all-time classic. Super Mario Bros. put Nintendo on the map and gave birth to the Mario franchise that endures to this day.

    The Mini’s small screen isn’t much of an issue while playing since you can see where you’re going pretty easily, and the game’s 8 world structure with optional warp zones means you can finish the entire adventure before the Mini’s control layout becomes cramped in your hands. If you’re looking for something you can complete in one sitting, then Super Mario Bros. is the game for you.

    **Fun Fact:** The character was originally called “Jumpman” and was renamed Mario after Nintendo of America’s landlord, Mario Segale.

    Castlevania (JP: Sept 1986, US: May 1987)

    Castlevania is one of the games I got hooked on growing up. It’s a 2D platformer but more action-focused, and it was a really addictive game back in the day. I had to learn about the lore through those old game magazines and my imagination while playing.

    With the NES’s 2-button layout, the game is very playable on the Miyoo Mini, and the small screen won’t strain your eyes since there’s not much dialogue text to read. The gothic atmosphere and tight controls translate perfectly to the handheld format.

    **Fun Fact:** The original Castlevania was inspired by classic Universal Monster movies from the 1930s and 40s.

    Contra (JP: Feb 1987, US: Feb 1988)

    Contra admittedly is best played with 2 players, but that doesn’t mean it’s not good playing solo. This game spawned dozens of clones and hacks, but the classic Contra is by far the best in my opinion.

    The controls and screen on the Miyoo Mini don’t hamper the game experience even when things get hectic, and it’s a perfect game to play and finish on the portable system.

    **Fun Fact:** Contra is home to the legendary Konami Code (Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start), which grants you 30 lives instead of the brutal default of 3.

    Mega Man 2 (JP: Dec 1988, US: Jul 1989)




    With 3 Mega Man games on the NES, my pick is Mega Man 2, and it’s not just because of the gameplay but the incredible sound and vibe of the game. I usually play this for the nostalgia factor, and if we’re talking about NES emulation, then this is by far the best option.

    Difficulty-wise, the game is brutal with its precise button inputs for jumping. I don’t know if you can actually finish the game on the Miyoo Mini with its cramped controls, but it’s still a worthwhile experience, especially if you use the Miyoo’s save state feature.

    **Fun Fact:** The infamous US box art showed a middle-aged man in yellow armor that looked nothing like Mega Man. This became so legendary that Capcom included him in Street Fighter X Tekken.

    Battle City (JP: Sept 1985, US: Not Released)

    Another game that’s best played in co-op and spawned multiple hacks even during the NES era. I had a hard time looking for the original NES ROM with all the mods available – from starting with metal walls to having upgraded enemies that can use power-ups.

    This recommendation is perfect for short bursts of gameplay throughout the day. I usually play this while commuting to places like the grocery store or appointments. The small screen and button layout is actually an advantage since you’re just using the direction pad and one button for firing.

    **Fun Fact:** Battle City was hugely popular in Eastern Europe and Russia, where it’s often considered one of the greatest NES games of all time.

    Excitebike (JP: Nov 1984, US: Oct 1985)

    Sure, there are racing games that are good on the NES, but my pick is Excitebike. One thing that stands out is the design creator where you can make your own course, and with the Miyoo’s save state feature, you can replay your course without worrying about it being deleted.

    Easy controls and very easy to pick up and play – the only skill you need to learn is when to use turbo versus normal speed without your bike overheating. Perfect for the Miyoo Mini.

    **Fun Fact:** Excitebike was one of the 18 NES launch titles and featured one of the earliest console track editors, pioneering user-generated content decades before it became mainstream.

    Double Dragon 2 (JP: Apr 1989, US: Jan 1990)

    Switching up to beat ’em ups, my pick would be Double Dragon 2 (Double Dragon 1 was my first choice, but I got a bad ROM that doesn’t run on my Miyoo). It’s your classic beat ’em up with button inputs depending on where you’re facing – B attacks left, A attacks right, and pressing both makes you jump.

    What makes it stand out is the story, which was pretty dark for its time. Billy’s girlfriend was killed by a shadow organization, and now it’s up to the Lee brothers to avenge her. The side-scrolling action works perfectly on the portable format.

    **Fun Fact:** Double Dragon 2 controversially removed two-player co-op from the main story, making players fight each other after completing single-player. This was so unpopular that future entries returned to co-op.

    Darkwing Duck (JP: Not Released, US: Jun 1992)

    Being a fan of the Darkwing Duck cartoons, it’s no secret that I’d choose this NES game. A side-scrolling platformer with a Batman-like hero using gadgets was quite enjoyable back in the day. Playing it on the Miyoo Mini now is more enjoyable than when I first played it as a kid.

    I didn’t get to enjoy this game as much as I wanted before since the cartridge conked out on me just a few days after I got it. As soon as I got the Miyoo Mini, I looked for this ROM first. The colorful graphics look great on the small screen.

    **Fun Fact:** Darkwing Duck was developed by Capcom using the same engine as the Mega Man series, which explains the tight, polished gameplay.

    Pac-Man Championship Edition (ROM Hack)

    No top 10 NES game pick would be complete without Pac-Man. For my pick I’m recommending the Pac-Man Championship Edition ROM hack, which tries to emulate the modern version on the NES and is one of the greatest Pac-Man experiences available.

    You might think the small screen would be difficult, but based on experience, it’s just the perfect size to see the tight corners and dots you need to grab. The Miyoo’s controls are super responsive with no false inputs whatsoever.

    **Fun Fact:** The original Pac-Man Championship Edition was created by series creator Toru Iwatani in 2007, over 25 years after the original game.

    Urban Champion (JP: Nov 1984, US: Aug 1986)

    Let me just say that this list is in no particular order, and I’m sure others will complain that I didn’t include their favorite games like Ghosts ‘n Goblins, Dragon Warrior, or Final Fantasy. Here’s the thing – those are great games, but I think they’re much better experienced on a bigger screen, so if I offended anyone, sorry, but this is my list.

    Last one is another game that works best with 2 players, but as a single player experience this also translates well on the Miyoo Mini. Urban Champion is a fighting game where you and the computer beat each other up in the middle of the street. There are no life bars, just stamina. A round ends if you beat your opponent to their side of the screen.

    There are police cruisers passing by from time to time, so you should avoid fighting unless you want a trip to jail. Also avoid neighbors throwing potted plants from windows above. Simple game with no story, but the gameplay is somewhat addictive in my opinion.

    **Fun Fact:** Urban Champion was one of Nintendo’s earliest fighting games from 1984, and it’s often considered one of the worst NES games ever made – but that’s exactly what gives it cult appeal.


    Conclusion

    The Miyoo Mini proves that great gaming experiences don’t always need the biggest screen or the most complex controls. These 10 NES classics showcase how perfectly suited retro games are for portable play, whether you’re looking for quick arcade action or longer adventure sessions with save states to help you through the tough spots.

    What makes these picks special isn’t just their quality as games, but how well they adapt to the Mini’s form factor. From the responsive controls of Pac-Man Championship Edition to the simple joy of creating tracks in Excitebike, each game feels like it was meant to be played on a handheld device.

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